Birth of This Here Blog

Red Jabberwocky: K so…I totally fail at English. Fyi. *ahem* anywho…. Story hmmm…. So once upon a time there was this fantastic English teacher that let me change books in the middle of the term because I couldn’t get a copy of a stupid book that stupid AP Language kids were reading. You know I think it’s ridiculous that the kids in a class that are considered more intelligent then us get first pick of the books we can read. This has happened all the time in my high school career. My sister gets to read books that are intelligent and actually worth picking up and looking at while I get stuck with the same books I read in kindergarten because I don’t have a B+ average in my English classes. How is it that I get stuck reading “Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry” for the fifth time while she reads Frankenstein? Where’s the justice in this system? Granted, every system has its imperfections, but this is a glaring indecency forced on those of use who are forced to suffer in low intelligence settings. Am I not just as good as those kids in the AP classes? Where are my rights? Why should I have to suffer because the rest of America’s teens choose to forsake their education for instantaneous pleasures and cheap thrills? This is an insult to my rights and, as such, an insult to me as a person. I’m getting things second place because those with supposedly higher test scores are standing on top of the world, getting the best education, and reaping the benefits of a community that’s incredibly prejudice to begin with. These classes are sucking away this community’s tax money for their own personal use and leaving the regular English classes with nothing but the left overs. I demand this injustice be corrected at once. Rant done. So here’s my question: Do I just pull the quick and easy notes off the internet, or do I try to get my hands on a book? My sister is entirely out of the question because of me losing the book for a day. Besides, I’ve got to read the entire thing now. I’ve got no where to go, and no one to blame…..but my sister. THAT’S RIGHT. IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT. EAT MY DIABETIC FINGERS YOU LITTLE MANEATER. I lost my car because my dad was screaming at me how messy it was so I don’t get it back til he gets home from conneticut. So in the meantime, I’m stuck here because no one works from 3-5 anymore and I have to be back at the school by 5:30 or Dunn has my kidneys for breakfast. Which I heard was not at all pleasant… Black Wolf: O wow Jabber. You and your analogies. And how could you let your car get that dirty? I mean it’s not that hard to keep it clean ya know? Wait scratch that…I dirty Kayden’s car all the time… Red Jabberwocky: ………………………And that’s what she said. I’ve been living out of my car this month because I have rehearsal and work. I haven’t been home like all month! It’s been crazy! Black Wolf: Ohh… Kinky :) haha. But anywho… You should be around your house more often. Unless you think it’s like hell just like I hate wats, and then it’s all good if you live in your car. But at least try and keep it clean. Attempt it. It shouldn’t be that difficult ya know??? Red Jabberwocky: You are no longer allowed to comment on my wannabe blogs. Black Wolf: O whatever Jabber. You love me to much to actually go through with that. Red Jabberwocky: True…I am, however totally starting a blog. Black Wolf: Can I be part of it to!?!? Pwease???? Red Jabberwocky: You can comment if you want to, or add to it on B Days. I’m only going to be able to add to it every other day because I have two computer classes on A Day. Black Wolf: So…. Wait… Where are you going to put this blog at exactly? Red Jabberwocky: Google has a blog option. Black Wolf: Serious? And you want to do that on Google? I mean.. Everone can see that. Not just certain people. Red Jabberwocky: Don’t care. And No. I’m totally joking. I never meant a word I said. In fact, I’m a chronic liar. Every word that comes out of my mouth is a lie. I never loved you. I always thought your dog resembled a walrus. And I never liked your spinach puffs. EVER! Black Wolf: Oh that’s it *cocking of gun* She’s going down Red Jabberwocky: …..this is totally gonna be the first post… Black Wolf: HAHAHAHAHAHA That would be freaking amazing!!! Red Jabberwocky: What should we call it? Nothing too emo. :p (Ex: Cutter kids cutting kids) Black Wolf: How bout the Answering Machine???? Red Jabberwocky: I kinda love the idea but at the same time…. I want Smithey to be able to read this without doing the anti-evil sign every time I come in the room with you. Black Wolf: Ok fine… Hmm… Monkey on a Rampage? Red Jabberwocky: VEEEEEERRRRYYYY funny. Black Wolf: And our monkey could be called Norman. Red Jabberwocky: NO. Black Wolf: …………..What about Zebra spots? Red Jabberwocky: Now THAT sounds like we’re on LSD. No. How about….what’s your favorite color? Black Wolf: Black or pink why? Red Jabberwocky: Pick one. Black Wolf: Black Red Jabberwocky: Favorite animal? Black Wolf: Wolf Red Jabberwocky: New name. “The Daily Wonderings of Black Wolf and Red Jabberwocky.”

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